Intro: C Em Am F C Em I took my darling out to the aquarium Am Sea creatures stared at us F And we stared back at them C Em Am My baby freaked when she peeked at that 8-legged blob with a beak F She was too scared to speak C I said don't be upset Em It's only an octopus Am F Don't bother it and i'm sure it won't bother us C Em Please don't be upset my darling, Am F Please don't get upset C Em My baby came riding to meet me one time Am F On the crowed last car of the downtown-bound 9 C She was brave but she caved Em When the train was delayed Am F It was just the last straw in her hard busy day C Em I said don't get upset 'cus it's not a catastrophe Am F Nothing will happen and soon you'll be back with me C Em Please don't be upset my darling, Am F Please don't be upset C My gal's got a headhache, Em Her ankle is hurting too Am F Boots she bought gave her a rash and her winsdom tooth C Em Am Is coming in and it's damp out and she's having cramps F And she's so mad at me cuz i didn't shave C Em I said don't be upset i know you're feeling sensitive Am F I'll try to be kinder and be more attentive C Em Please don't be upset my darling Am F Please don't get upset C Em Darling i said, i'm gonna be 27 soon Am F I've only got rejection letters and a sense of impending doom C I think it's too late for me Em All the comic companies hate me Am And i try but it's always the same F C I guess my art is just lame and it's strange but Em Am F still Somehow i'm always not suiting their needs at this time C Em Am F And she said ... C Em "don't be upset, You know that you're wonderful Am F Just keep on trying" and actually what she really said was C Em All you ever wanna talk about is your self Am F And your comic books and your album and your tour C And everytime i see your friends Em Am They just ask me where you are again and it hurts It makes me feel like dirt F I'm just gonna write where you are on my shirt C Em And i said don't be upset, don't be in a bad mood Am F Let's just go to a show and hang out and feel good C Em Come on please don't be upset my darling, Am Please don't be upset, F I'll do anything baby, C Em Am F Just don't be upset. C